I’ve just had an idea that I fancy attempting to cycle from Land’s End to John o’ Groats in Molly’s school holidays this summer. It will be a single-handed unsupported ride as Gary (the building husband) is too busy building to come too – though he may make it to meet up with us for the odd weekend or two (as long as his undersquinted abutments are holding fast – it’s a carpentry term in case you were wondering). So it will be just me, 5 year-old Molly and 2 year 2-month-old Daisy.
I’m planning on doing it on a Circecycle Helios Tandem? which I have got from a very helpful Zaynan at Practical Cycles in Lancashire. I’ll be up front on the helm, Molly will be putting in considerable input (yes, yes, I know it’s wishful thinking) on the tandem rear and Daisy will be reclining in regal comfort in the Burley trailer that Molly and I will be trying to drag up and over hill and dale.
I don’t know how possible it is to do this ride with a rowdy assortment of tricky children attached (not very possible at all! – so I keep being told by enough people who know how I struggle at the best of times doing non-stop child care) but I’m willing to give it a whirl well aware that the likelihood of making it out of Cornwall are highly slim. On top of this I’ll also be simultaneously potty-training Daisy – so things could get interesting.
The direct route from Land’s End to John o’ Groats is about 870 miles, but by keeping off the main roads you can do it in around 1000 – which knowing the weaving winding ways I tend to go probably means I’ll do it in about 2000. When I last did the ride (23 years ago) I cycled a wheelchair-tandem and rode 1600 miles. Some people do the ride in a week, but most spend a couple of weeks over it. I managed it in 5 weeks which was quite good going for me. This time though, with offspring attached and pulling an unwieldy road-train, I’m thinking months, possibly years. But I haven’t got months or years (like I used to in my swanning-around-the-world pre-children days) – I’ve got 5 weeks of school holidays. So I may have to come back at a later date and finish it off. But I hope not as I like hitting things on the head in one fell swoop.
My idea is to raise money for Dreams Come True – a children’s charity that helps makes dreams come true for children with both life-threatening and long-term illnesses. The charity liaises, coordinates, organizes, funds and often accompanies the children – ensuring that each child has an unforgettable experience fulfilling their dream, whatever that might be – swimming with dolphins, riding a unicorn, meeting a Husky, meeting their favourite football team or visiting Disneyland or Legoland or grandparents abroad. The charity also provides vital sensory equipment, wheelchairs or specially adapted bicycles.
I hope to raise enough money to donate a Nihola trike? (like the one pictured above) to the charity which could be used to give the children a happy burst of fresh air. (Just for a bit of background: the Nihola Trike is hand-built in Copenhagen, it costs ?2275 and according to the Dutch Cycle Union, is the safest child-carrying bike around). The trike will also be used for the charity’s various fundraising cycling events? such as the London to Brighton and London to Paris and the Great South Run and Great North Run.
I initially thought about cycling the End to End on my Nihola contraption as they are very fun things to ride and it would be good to ride the actual machine that I am raising money for. But I’ve decided against it for the main reason that Daisy can’t sleep in the Nihola as comfortably as she can in the Burley trailer (the trike has a bench seat, the trailer a reclining and soft hammock one).? The trike is also a lot heavier and hence a lot slower so as I’ll be traveling slow enough as it is I don’t need to be going even slower than slow – which could well be the equivalent of not moving at all.
Should anyone fancy sponsoring me, Molly and Daisy then please go to:
www.virginmoneygiving.com/dewuk
Or you can text DCTC08 followed by the amount of your donation to 70070
Eg:? DCTC08? ?10? to 70070
Meanwhile,I’ve finally found my pictures of cycling in the Netherlands. Only three months late!

Welcome to the Netherlands - Molly doing a spot of early morning fresh-off-the-ferry limbering up for a day a-wheel.
June 28th, 2012
I’ve got a Helios bought last November and it’s great for children transporting e.g to parents evenings at school and local shopping. Freddy and I have recently done a longer ride and very good it was too. Slow up hill but pretty damn quick down hill. The fun bit will be getting all the bags on, but I guess you are probably pretty good at that. We had my Brompton touring bag on the front and 2 paniers to the rear, but then we don’t have a baby to the rear, as youngest is now 10.
Looking forward to the book of your new adventures.
Adam
June 28th, 2012
Those HvH phots brought back pre-tunnel memories of my Harwich-Hoek days. It’s still the best way when you’ve got a bike train.
June 30th, 2012
Best of luck with your LeJog. No point looking out for you on the Isle of Wight this summer then!
July 12th, 2012
I have just read your Ride in the Neon Sun, my first of yours and loved it – a great read. Thought I would look you up on the web and here you are with loads of others to read! Have a good holiday ride.
July 15th, 2012
The photos are brilliant…you HAVE to do LEJOG, it sounds amazing. If anyone can do it, you can…and then you can write a book about it for all us nappy-changing-trailer-pulling-mums out there who still hanker to be freewheeling over an Alp!
November 29th, 2012
Um interesting what you say about Daisy and sleeping while being transported. I recently bought a Trio bike but was looking at the Zigo. I dismissed the Zigo because I thought that the children would outgrow it too quickly but that has seats which are much more like a bike trailer rather than bench seats. I didn’t think about sleeping which was silly as mine are two years one month and five and a half months. Saying that I’m not planning on cycling from Land’s End to John O’Groats! I’ll be interested to hear how you got on. I am trying to build up confidence and stamina just to do short journeys with the precious cargo in a trike!